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These lyrics are composed entirely of comments left on my friend’s YouTube video, “Best Scene in Sitcom History,” in which they added a Fatman Scoop remix to the end of an edited clip of the sitcom Happy Days.
lyrics
You have low standards for “best scene”
Didn’t really live up to its billing
The best? My, how low are your standards?
Glad I didn’t subscribe to it
Was gonna give like, til the crappy music started
Yeah no, need for the music
The music sucked and do do you
You don't have to be rude!
Loved the scene, absolutely hated the music
Didn’t need any blasting gangbang “music"
Especially since it was so loud it covered their words
The new LGBTQ Ric Roll?
I feel like I’m being trolled
Poor decisions are made every day
This is a school by the way
Music sucked, Danzig sucks
Praise God, the Fonz rocks
Pretty sur the Fonz was like five foot five
I don't know I think I could taken the Fonze
Cool as he was, tough as he was
The Fonz was a gentleman at heart!
He was buried and he rose again on the third day
I’m going to make it a felony, no way!
Some guy who has three kids
And is on his second marriage
Back when the minimum age for high school was 40
The new LGBTQ Ric Roll?
I feel like I’m being trolled
Poor decisions are made every day
This is a school by the way
Y in the later seasons did the give him I dirt bike ridiculous
Look at the big brain on Brad!
Samuel L. Jackson shut up Brad
If the Froz got a hold of him
He might had hury him very bad
Fonize should of punched him hard
That scene would make Batman go, “Damn!"
Which a pathetic gag for a meme
Go check out good memes normies stop hating
Wot theee heel I’m decreased
Fonz Ex Machina, need lovely
Idda gone with Stone Colds theme
But that one sucked kickass scene
Rock n Roll will never die (thank God)
Mtbker right shortcake git lucjy
He was in Seinfeld, Jerrys summer George
Well whoop ti do, order corn
Could u upload the whole episode
“Women in refrigerators” trope
That’s the way ya get Timberland up
(Fonz gang, Fonz gang)
Do ya gotta turn everything gang related? Jesus give it a rest!
Be silent, as your breath is rancid, decaying the airways of decency! Get another tattoo—pick more lint from thine umbilicus...go pierce your flesh with another ornament! Just refrain from showing us proof of your drooling, knuckle-dragging lineage!!
The new LGBTQ Ric Roll?
I feel like I’m being trolled
Poor decisions are made every day
This is a school by the way
I’m drinking Jagermeister what rock stars drink
There’s that toxic masculinity
Why the racket? Terrible sound track!
I wish the 70’s were back
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released March 1, 2021
Written, performed, recorded, and mixed by Tyler Potter
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